Ello. (english accent, not misspelled word)

Ello people. I wanted to contemplate life today, but I'm extremely egotistical, and would rather talk about me. Sorry. I'm the "good" kid in the family, according to my dad anyway, so I try to live up to that, but here nobody knows me.
I love the anonymity of the internet-The writer of dearnoone.blogspot.com, who is awesome.
Today I'm wearing this long black dress with enough fabric in the sleeves to make at least three more outfits. It's not like a puffed sleeve, just like wide...... hang on I'll try to stick a pic in here. There it is, to the left here where I'm writing. What you see is only about half of it. Anyway, if you scroll down you'll read why I love goodwill under Where are my keys?. I like writing this, but I'd like it more if someone actually read it.

Where are my keys?

I read somewhere that this is a very popular subject to Google. So I thought that if I maybe used that as a title I could get more readers. In movies and stuff, this takes absolutely no time at all. Not so much for me. Anyway, I want to tell you how to be awesome. Step 1: Decide what you want to do. I want to be different, be noticed, but not be vain. So I'm a christian hippie. Step 2: Dress the part. I wear the weirdest clothes I can that I find in goodwill. I absolutely love that little raggedy store. The dressing room has gum stuck on the wall in various colors, in a strange way it's accidental art. I'm way off subject here too. If you want to fit in, watch what other people wear, combine it with a tiny tiny bit of you, just enough so you won't be weird because you're a copycat. If you want to be popular, I can't give you advice, because I have absolutely no idea how that works. Do something awesome, like save a guys life, or date a cheerleader. I don't know. Step 3: If it doesn't work, stop trying. Stop trying to find yourself and just be. Like that Beatles song.... And stop taking advice from blogging strangers. Have a good day.

Old Stuff

I know that only my friends actually read this, and then they usually only do to make me feel better. So if you don't want to, guys, you don't have to. Anyway, I wanted to mention my new complete love of The Beatles and The Who, old bands. Look them up, they're awesome.

Gossiping People

I have enough weirdness already to help me get people hating me, without blabbering old people telling the world my business. I can deal. I guess. Thank you Lord Jesus for life and all that.

There is are a few anonymous people that I need replacement names to write about, because there is a lot I want to tell you that I can't really tell you. Please comment with replacement names for:
An annoying prep;
A cute dude;
Five short people;
A whiny girl who acts younger than she is;
And a bratty teenager.
Thank you sooooo much.

Thanks.

I just wanted to thank my friends who helped my in my time of need, and I didn't even mention them earlier!!!!!! I'm really sorry, Ali, Lala, and Johnna. Thank you so much for reading my blog and COMMENTING, which if any one read it no one did. I love y'all sososososososososososososososo much for this. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!


Better Ali?

I have awesome friends.

I wanted to thank you guys so much for reading this. Above this is a Beatles song that I LOVE. It's really sad that they resorted to drugs to fill up the empty hole in there life because they didn't know Christ. Or maybe they were just trying to fit in? Whatever it was, it's weird that their music was so good anyways.